[摘要]很多中国人在说英语时有时会不经意间说出一些“中式英语”，不仅老外听到会摸不清头脑，中国人看到了也常常忍俊不禁。做好准备，下面就为你盘点那些让人爆笑的中式英语，看的时候一定要坐稳喽！

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

5．Chop the strange fish 生鱼块

6．watch sister 表妹

7．take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡

8．American Chinese not enough 美中不足

9．Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着

10．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

11．dry goods 干货

12．want money no; want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条

13．People mountain and people sea. 人山人海

14．you have two down son。 你有两下子。

15．let the horse come on 放马过来

16．red face know me 红颜知己

17．seven up eight down 七上八下

18．no three no four 不三不四

19．do morning *** 做早操；do class between *** 做课间操

20．you try try see！你试试看！

21．love who who 爱谁谁

22．look through autumn water 望穿秋水

23．May I borrow your light？ 借光

24．Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝

25．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞

26．morning three night four 朝三暮四

27．no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一

28．go and look 走着瞧

29．poor light egg 穷光蛋

30．ice snow clever 冰雪聪明

31．first see you，i **** love you 第一次见你，我便爱上了你

32．horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

33．no money no talk 没钱免谈

34．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝

35．you me you me 彼此彼此

36．know is know， noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...

37．American Chinese not enough 美中不足

38．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述

39．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

40．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

41．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

42．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

43．you have two down son。你有两下子